Fast Karate for the Gentleman

MOSTLY GAME OF THRONES SPOILERS.

AND THEN 24 LATER.

Zac, Hope Chapman, Erika Friedman, and I spend a lot of hours talking about Kill la Kill, my favorite show in a long time despite its stunning lack of Ninja Scroll genital snakes.

SO MANY VIDEOGARMS.

Daryl joins us again for another episode of Crying Freeman. Two down, four years to go!

Dragon's Crown, mostly, but also Mercenary Kings, and a bunch of emails.

THEN YOU GOTTA CHUG.

JoJo's Bizarre Adventure Part 4.

Monster Hunter, Gunpoint, Remember Me, some other junk.

Far Cry 3: Blood Dragon, Rogue Legacy, quasi-racist Swedish musings, every 80s movie ever.

Finally, our Bioshock Infinite podcast (with Graz and Ajay!)

Jeezy creezy don't listen to this if you don't want spoilers because that is all this is.

JoJo's Bizarre Adventure ep. 15-18 and Dragon's Crown

Joel and I make another visit to the ATW9K booth and try not to embarrass ourselves too much!

(breech babies)

Mostly about X: The Movie, but some other stuff too!

Devil May Cry, Dead Space 3, twitter questions.

Kentucky Route Zero, Corpse Party, some other stuff.

Natsuki Crisis, and the Flava Flav of Anime.

ALL VIDEOGAMES IN 2012 EVER.

Merry Christmas! Courtesy of Stephen Henel (you might know him as Dreg), please enjoy the first ever Fast Karate Holiday Special.

Mostly Planetside 2, but also Hitman, Mass Effect 3, Ikea, some boring stuff, Ghost Dog: Way of the Samurai and also Usher.

Golgo 13. Guacamole.

Ga-Rei: Zero AND SOME OTHER STUFFS.

Hey Joel, what's Ga-Rei Zero all about?

Crying Freeman. Daryl Surat. Y'ALL READY FOR THIS?

Spelunky, donation talk, League of Legends at the end, Penny Arcade kickstarter.

Jon is joined once again by Paul Chapman from the Greatest Movie EVER! Podcast. As part of an ongoing effort to deny the existence of Foucault's Pendulum, the two sit down to discuss Joseph Heller's acclaimed novel Catch-22.

Graz and I sit down to dinner and talk about Spec Ops: The Line (eventually) because that is a really interesting and, in some ways, important videogame!

Ayane's High Kick, Saints Row the Third, Steel Battalion

An all emails show!

Shuten Doji Part 2

FEZ SPOILERS. DEUS EX SPOILERS.

Master of the Martial Hearts (Farts)

In this episode of the Fast Karate Book Club, Dave, Joel, and Jon tackle Jake Adelstein's Tokyo Vice. The moral of this collection of stories: abandon your family, mourn for the sex industry and its patrons, and keep working overtime even if you have terminal cancer. It's the feel-good book of the decade.

Katawa Shoujo PANIC, Mass Effect 3 SPOILERS FOREVER.

Syndicate, Rip Torn

Kingdoms of Amoboorr.

Mystery of Mamo AND ALSO SOME FOOD STUFFS

Lensman. Batman. Batman: Curse of the Lens

Dave, Joel, and Jon have subjected themselves to Richard Morgan's Altered Carbon. It's a pulp film noir sci-fi detective novel with a hint of porn, all held together by soap opera logic. Also: interstellar sex changes and super vaginas. It's a Christmas miracle!

Joel, Todd, Zac, and I are on a mission, A MISSION TO TALK ABOUT REVIEW SOCRES AND SONIC THE HEDGEHOG SO THE INTERNET HATES US NOW.

Dungeon Defenders, Space Marine, Sister Wives.

Dark Souls and Tiger + Bunny and Clock Tower 3 (wut) spoilers.

DEUS EX SPOILERS FOR LYFE.

YOU WIN OR YOU EAT COOKIES.

Here's another guest appearance on Atomic Trivia War! This time with Joel!

Tekken: Panda Vengeance.

Daryl and Gerald come on for a very special episode. Mad Bull 34 has been slacking off, what with just being racist and sexist. Let's delve into some hardcore deep depravity because this time it's a SUICIDE PACT.

Bastion is good! Combining Chili and Oreos is questionable! I'm sorry there's all this static, but seriously there was a lot more before I spent ten times the amount of time editing this episode than I usually do (so, like, an hour total). 

SEE YOU AT OTAKON.

King's Bounty, Hunted: The Demon's Forge, Earth Defense Force

A WIND NAMED AMNESIA. BACK IN THE ANIME SADDLE. NOT EVEN BEING SICK CAN KEEP ME DOWN.

For those wondering, I DID get me a turkey sandwich, but I could only eat half because being sick destroyed my appetite, yet I am constantly hungry. :(

Even as thunderstorms sliced a wild fury through Joel's power lines I perservered! Join Zac, Todd, and myself on a MAGICAL JOURNEY that YOU BETTER ACCEPT IS MAGICAL BECAUSE WE ALL WORKED VERY HARD ON IT.

EVERYTHING. SOULJA BOY. THE WITCHER. OUTLAND. LA NOIRE. EDDIE MURPHY. AXEL FOLEY. MASTER CHIEF. EVERYTHING!!!

Summer Wars, GUARDIAN HEROES ON XBLAH, the true secret of the PSN crash.

Portal 2 (no real spoilers, so don't cry about it) and a bunch of shit about our personal lives that you don't care about. Enjoy this dumb episode.

Virtual On Force, Master of Magic, Giant Babies.

Once again, we guest on Atomic Trivia War 9000! This was actually recorded at the same time as the last one, but through the MAGIC OF EDITING it's being brought to you right here, right now!

A very special e-mail Christmas show! You'll laugh, you'll cry. We may have questionable ideas on tech, but eat my butt! It's the holidays!

The end of an era.​

Jack Bauer's a puppy who just found out life's a little more complicated on the other side of the fence. 

24 DONE GONNA BE FINISHED SOON SON. 

Straight Jacket. Still don't get the God of War games. 

24 murders is way towards its inevitable conclusion.

SUPERB STREET FIGHTER IV

Computer Woes, Die Hard v. Commando, 24: That Bitch Is Dead, But At Least I Got My Freak On.

24, Diamond Age, DELICIOSO.

There are many things more interesting that Coyote Ragtime Show. Joel disagrees, but he is a spiteful bitch.

The only thing that gets Jack Bauer harder than treason is 2-for-1 at the Waffle House

Psycho Diver

SECRET TRAITOR AGENT STARBUCK.

JACK BAUER IS ABOUT TO SPORT THE BIGGEST ERECTION OF HIS LIFE.

Blue Flames, first 10 minutes are Skullman Spoilers

Randy Pitchford, FFXIII, Hakan HAKAN HAKAN, Agent Junior Babykins's thrilling last stand AND MORE on this episode of Fast Karate.

Joel and I were guest hosts on Paul Champan's podcast: The Greatest Movie Ever. The subject? ZA WICKA MANZ.

JOEL SIDETRACKED ME AND I DIDN'T PUBLICLY PROSTRATE MYSELF TO HEIDI KEMPS, GAME JOURNALIST, IN THANKS FOR TALES OF ABYSS SAVES GOD DAMMIT.

Skull Man is pretty great, even if it is extremely weird, and Joel spoils the shit out of it.

Hang In There, Buddy!

Old Valkyria Chronicles DLC, More 24, SKULLMAN PREVIEW STINGER.

No More Heroes, Bioshock 2, Tom Bombadil.

The saga of Jack's glasses continues.

Vexille

Jack Bauer is the master of disguise

Mass Effect 2. I don't really think there's significant spoilers in this but you cry babies out there might have a different definition of spoilers. Here's a spoiler: some guys died.

24 Season 8 begins

Fist of the Northstar Raoh's Story About His Dead Girlfriend Who Died.

A videogame slump? HOWAT? Not when there's Bayonetta to play, and intelligent mammals to eat.

Bayonetta is great, EXTREME ASSASSIN'S CREED 2 SPOILERS FROM 25:00 to 35:30, Puni Puni Poemi has really nothing to talk about, so we don't.

Ninja Gaiden OVA

.50 Cent: Blood on the Sand: Game of the Year

Fatal Fury The Motion Picture

Chocolate. WoW. Pubs/PuGs. Vomit. Cereal. Dances With Wolves.

Dante's Inferno Demo, Virus Buster Serge

That girl is Tokko.

Gulab Jaman, Warhammer 40k, Call of Duty 6

Zombie Self Defense Force

Dino Crisis, Super Street Fighter IV, amputee jokes

Bayonetta, League of Legends, Sword for Truth

I'd Be A One Man Cheeseburger O-Pocalypse.

Black Magic M-66

Call of Duty Modern Warfare 2 Medal of Brothers in Arms With Their Duty IT'S IN MAH BELLY.

Vampire Wars

Bayonetta, Dragon Age

Blackjack OVA Episodes 1+2