Download the Show: (right click, save as) This show also known as: I Didn't Wanna Give Up The Tacos!

OH NO! It's been so long since the last episode of Fast Karate for the Gentleman that Joel's gonna buy an island in the middle of Lake Victoria and live out his lonesome party palace dreams. Will it be cool?? You'll just have to listen to find out! Because don't worry, he's not on the plane to Tanzania until we get done talking about JoJos! Sorry, I guess, that I haven't used Skype in an age, and so I didn't realize that the "automatically adjust my mic settings for me" got reticked in some crappy update or something. Also sorry that our brains are burnt and I have no idea what we talk about in this thing, even though I just edited it! I remember tempura shrimp and a magical food truck that cures your poops and a crappy stand user named after an equally crappy band (karma!) and an INVISIBLE BABY and what's mor--INVISIBLE BABYINVISIBLE BABYINVISIBLE BABYINVISIBLE BABYINVISIBLE BABYINVISIBLE
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Music Selection: I DON'T WANT YOUR LIFE AND/OR IT'S NOT YOUR FAULT.
This show is about: 
Go Fall Off Your Own Bridge You Big-Nosed-Ass, Whelp-Ass, Punk-Ass, Racist-Ass, Imperial-Ass, Tonic-Swilling-Ass, Hey!-Finish-The-Leftovers-In-The-Fridge-Before-You-Order-More-Takeout-You-Think-Money-Grows-On-Trees??-Ass, Colonialist Piece of Shit. I hope Mark Twain do hang you I'd buy a ticket.
Direct download:
FK-160819.mp3
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-- posted at: 11:56am EST