Fri, 11 June 2010
Food. Peanut Butter. Thai Food. Lost Planet 2, pretty good guys, haters gonna hate. Mamotte Knight, totally awesome and so cheap you have to buy it. God, why can't they just make like a hundred more of these games. JUTSU. JUTSU JUTSU JUTSU. JUSTU. OH YOU LIKE MY NAPALM DECOY? YEAH YOU LIKE THAT? OH NO. OH DON'T BLOW UP NEAR THE PRINCESS. AH GOD. OH THE HUMANITY. OH THE NAPALM. OH THE PRINCESS IS BURNING. DAMN YOU UGLY AIRSHIP, YOU GAVE ME LOTS OF MONSTERS!! THEY TOLD ME I WAS SIGNING UP TO DEFEAT THE F&*#IN' EVILS! THEY DIDN'T TELL ME I'D HAVE TO WATCH A SIXTEEN YEAR OLD GIRL BURN ALIVE IN LIQUID FIRE. OH GOD. OH GOD. MY LIFE IS A LIE. ALL MY NINJA TRAINING FOR NOTHING. JUTSU! WHERE ARE YOU JUTSU?? MY CLONES WILL CONSOLE ME. I... I HAVE TO CLONE THE PRINCESS!! WE CAN GO BACK! AMAZON, WE CAN DO IT ALL OVER! IT DIDN'T HAVE TO HAPPEN THIS WAY! TELL ME IT'S OKAY AMAZON, TELL ME I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING WRONG! ...please... tell me...